Chemistry dating jokes

How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond? Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red. How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together. If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond. You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.

A group is working hard to ban the "potentially dangerous" chemical, dihydrogen monoxide (water) - check out the research on this subject. According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules.

As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. " A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO's" Sometimes people can get carried away with a danger that isn't real! The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? Explanation: A benzene ring is a hexagon-shaped ring made out of hydrogen and carbon atoms — so it basically resembles a wheel.

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Below, you will find an assortment of jokes about dating.They have been specially selected from the funniest jokes on the Internet.If you know anything funny and want to contribute, please do so via the Submit Joke link above.Chem students do it on the table periodically You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! Because your cute Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes Are you made of copper and tellurium?So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. They are frequently used and studied in organic chemistry.

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